extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
dirkstridersbraces: firebending-turtleducks: dirkstridersbraces: one time i took a picture of a girl’s buttcrack in gym class and got sent to the assistant principal’s office and the school cop busted in asking where the drugs were because he had heard someone had crack on their phone and it was the hardest thing to tell him it was a buttcrack and not actual crack without laughing i guess...
sherlockisthenight: 50-shades-of-thorin: deppsex: but why would you even give him the waterbed he had scissors for hands scissors I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS. who else has fucking scissors for hands
k00pd4wg: We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who its from